Kelly Brook
Nude

Bigger is better, and Great Britain has long lead the pack in this fleshy female trend with buxom beauties such as Kate Winslet, Elizabeth Hurley, and the most stacked English tart of them all, Kelly Brook. She first came to attention as a real stiff pick-me-up on the hit British morning TV program The Big Breakfast. Forget coffee or tea; Kelly’s cups are the real eye-openers! But the boob tube was simply too small to contain the bountiful gifts Kelly had to share, and soon the top-heavy teabag was being seen on the big screen. Despite starring in provocative titles such as Sorted (2000), Ripper: Letters from Hell (2001), and The Italian Job (2003), the one job requirement this voluptuous vixen wouldn’t fill was nudity onscreen, until her cups finally runneth over in Survival Island, a.k.a. Three (2004). But that’s not even the most legendary scene in water from Kelly, for that you’ll need to watch the genre buster Piranha 3D (2010). Credit Kelly and Riley Steele‘s skinchronized swimming for changing this movie from 3D to 3DD. Kelly’s double Ds were on partial display in Keith Lemon: The Film (2012) and the documentary short Kelly Brook – 2015 Calendar Behind the Scenes (2014), but the busty Brit hasn’t been nude in cinema since piranhas took every piece of her clothing save the flippers. Instead, Kelly has returned to the telly, appearing on such G-rated programs as This Morning, The Great Celebrity Bake Off, and One Big Happy, the last of which is what every dude will call their member when Kelly Brook gets naked again.